“Momma” was one of your very first words, and what a momentous occasion that was! Throughout the years, she’s probably given you some momentous memories and words in return. Words of wisdom, words of advice, maybe even some words of random musings. We’ve compiled our favorite Mommy-isms, submitted by YOU, our fabulous Postagrammers!
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm…. (random, just… random)
“It’s time to wake up and go to bed” whenever I would fall asleep somewhere other than my bed. Always seemed crazy. – Maggie Genevieve Wedemeyer
“I’m cold, go put a sweater on.” – Alysa Cohen
My mom sent a link to a jewelry site, asking me to pick out a pendant… for when her and my dad passes, they would be cremated and use their ashes to make into jewelry. I picked a cowboy boot. – Kelly Greeley
LOL worthy Mommy-isms
“I’m sorry I dropped you” – Richard Drumn
“Don’t go getting any young girls pregnant.” Which I assume meant it was okay to get an older woman pregnant. – Richard Drumn
When hurt as a child, “It’ll go away when you get married.” – Carol Kerr
“If you ever get arrested and were in jail, I will find a way to do the time for you.” – Elizabeth Steed
For a party, my mom bought beer mugs and what she thought were palm trees but they were actually pot leaves. She was like “I thought they were palm trees so I got them since I’m in Florida!” – Tracy Burnett
Our Allergies Are Acting Up (yup, those darn itchy, watery eyes…)
“No matter how old you are, you’ll always be my baby.” (This is the last mom-ism she gave me just a few weeks before she passed away unexpectedly. Most grateful!) – Angela Gerou
My mom used to ALWAYS put in my box lunch that she sent with me every day a napkin that she would draw a heart in and write “L.Y.” which stood for LOVE YOU. – Elizabeth Steed
She preemptively bought all of the Harry Potter books for her future grandchild – Rinee Pefley
She sends me flowers every spring to say “Happy Spring” and care packages for every holiday – Jenni Cordova
Classics
“Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bed buggies bite. I love you!” – Kimberly Jeronimo
“I’m going to tell your Dad when he gets home” – Buzz Woods
“Your face is going to get stuck like that!” – Bridgett Holtz
I’m married, with two children. My mom still sneaks me money when I visit and says “shh… don’t tell your father” – Kathy Kagan
“Don’t look at people’s weaknesses, look at their strengths” – Jen Yen
There you have it! Moms can be sweet, wise, and sometimes, downright hilarious. Tell her today that you love and appreciate her just the way she is. Today, no mom, is better than your mom! Except maybe for Claire Huxtable. She’s kind of an amazing mom… just saying.


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